Tuesday, December 10, 2013
i love the graphics
we’ve reached the point where even absurdist, poorly rendered cgi humor uses trans inclusive language
do you really have any excuse not to use trans inclusive language now
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
This pun is so bad it hertz me.
this is revolting.
we need to resist this sort of humor
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
This is relevant to my interests.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
"Are they ill-tempered?"
"Well, that’s a start."
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
Saturday, May 4, 2013
benedict cumberbatch luring a young girl into his clutches
and that look on her face is the same look i get on mine whenever i see him.
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
this account is followed by the president